Unique Hairclips you won't find anywhere else!

Pizza in your hair? We got you covered!

Have an obsession with ducks? Who doesn't!?

Let's wear one in your hair..

One of a kind Pasties, just for you!

Burlesque Performer tired of the same old sequined pastie?

Customize your act with decorative nipples!

Wanna excite your loved one who just happens to have an obsession with Star Wars?

Jabba the Hut Pasties, here we come!

BANANA!-

-Grenades!

The

PeepShow

Cabaret

COMING SOON!

MUSTACHE WAX

A 2oz. Tin of Mustache Wax is sure to tame those hairs Can be used as lip gloss too!

T-SHIRTS

t.Men

"My mustache brings all the girls to the yard"

OR

Ladies

"Hey Mister, Wanna dance? I got a little dance right here for ya..."

HOT SAUCE

We squeezed Buster Cherri to the brink of death just to create this hot sauce! Made with real bits of Buster, this sauce will amaze your taste buds.

Heat Index: 8/10

It's 5oz. of FABULOUS!

$12